Mahna Mahna

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

(via eccentric-disney)

imagine-loki:

Imagine Loki giving up on courting you when he finds out that Steve has a crush on you. He believes you deserve someone better, someone nicer, someone who isn’t chained to a life of darkness; he thinks he would never stand a chance.

(via lokiisburdenedwithagloriousdick)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via lac3dwithnitr0glycerin)

okaymofo:

you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

okaymofo:

you is kind

you is smart

you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

(via lac3dwithnitr0glycerin)

vycarious:

DON;T MOVE EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND IT’S THE FUCKIN FBI

vycarious:

DON;T MOVE EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND IT’S THE FUCKIN FBI

(Source: brutalscenequeen, via lac3dwithnitr0glycerin)

lost-in-pink:

Nothing turns on a girl more than good fight chorography.

(via lokis-army-at-221b)

kill-natalie:

[violently watches every movie with favorite actor in it even if he’s only in it for fifteen seconds and has no speaking roles]

(via lokis-army-at-221b)